American Horror Story: A definitive ranking of all seven seasons

Which season of American Horror Story comes out on top? 

Ryan Murphy’s anthology horror series has received massive amounts of critical acclaim since its premiere, with particular praise for the performances of its lead stars – especially Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters and Angela Bassett.

With its eighth instalment – the much-anticipated crossover between season one (Murder House) and season three (Coven) – right around the corner, we decided to make a definitive ranking of American Horror Story’s first seven seasons. Enjoy!

7. Hotel (season 5)

Cast: Lady Gaga, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Wes Bentley, Matt Bomer, Chloe Sevigny, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson, Angela Bassett, Mare Winningham, Finn Wittrock

Lady Gaga’s American Horror Story debut earned the pop kween a Golden Globe in 2016 for her role as The Countess, a bloodsucking fashionista who resides in the penthouse of the Hotel Cortez. Despite receiving acclaim for her performance, the season suffered without OG badass Jessica Lange, who departed the series after the fourth season. Some of the storylines had promise, such as the mystery behind the Ten Commandments killer and the strap-on-wielding Addiction Demon, but most of it went nowhere. However, Paulson and O’Hare delivered two of their best performances so far as dead prostitute Sally McKenna and eccentric transgender bartender Liz Taylor.

6. Freakshow (season 4)

Cast: Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Michael Chiklis, Frances Conroy, Denis O’Hare, Emma Roberts, Finn Wittrock, Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Wes Bentley

Set in 1952 Jupiter, Florida, the show’s fourth season explored one of the United States’ last remaining freak shows, headed by Nazi Germany survivor Elsa Mars (Lange), who has her sights set on Golden Age Hollywood. The season started off strong, with the introduction of one of the series’ most iconic villains to date: the serial killer clown Twisty, but faltered with his death and emphasis on Wittrock’s spoiled, psychopathic character Dandy Mott. Fun fact: Freakshow received 20 Emmy nominations, the most for any season of American Horror Story to date.

5. Cult (season 7)

Cast: Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Cheyenne Jackson, Alison Pill, Billie Lourd, Billy Eichner, Emma Roberts, Adina Porter, Leslie Grossman, Colton Haynes, Chaz Bono, Lena Dunham

Best known as the season where Sarah Paulson’s character cried every five fucking minutes, American Horror Story’s seventh instalment explored the aftermath of Donald Trump’s presidential election and the rise of a cult headed by Kai Anderson, a deranged, blue-haired lunatic portrayed by Peters. It’s one of the creepiest seasons so far, and it’s probably because it’s the most realistic. There aren’t any aliens, vampires, witches or Edward Mordrake’s, there’s just clowns and Donald Trump – which is way worse.

4. Coven (season 3)

Cast: Jessica Lange, Lily Rabe, Emma Roberts, Taissa Farmiga, Frances Conroy, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Denis O’Hare, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Gabourney Sidibe, Patti LuPone, Stevie Nicks

American Horror Story’s third season dialled down the horror and amped up the camp, with iconic characters such as Fiona Goode (Lange) and Madison Montgomery (Roberts) providing us with some of the show’s most gif-worthy scenes to date. The spellbinding season – which stands as its most critically-acclaimed so far – followed a Coven of Salem witches in New Orleans as they learn how to use their abilities against demonic threats. Unfortunately, it loses its way halfway through – but who cares when the characters are this gag-worthy? Lange’s performance as Fiona is possibly her finest character ever, Conroy shines as Myrtle Snow – the eccentric head of the Witches’ Council – and Bassett left us slain with her portrayal of voodoo priestess Marie Laveau.

3. Roanake (season 6)

Cast: Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Cuba Gooding Jr, Lily Rabe, André Holland, Lady Gaga, Denis O’Hare, Wes Bentley, Evan Peters, Cheyenne Jackson, Adina Porter, Leslie Jordan, Frances Conroy

After the mixed reviews of Hotel, there was a lot of pressure for American Horror Story to deliver with its sixth season. Roanoke revisited the slower, subdued pace of the show’s earlier seasons and in turn, became its most shocking and terrifying to date. Presented as a paranormal documentary series titled My Roanoke Nightmare, the season tells the story of a married couple who experience spooky disturbances in their North Californian home. It’s quite easy to follow for its first half, but then goes completely apeshit for its final six episodes. All of the performances are sensational, especially Porter’s portrayal of Lee Harris and Paulson’s hilarious British actress, Audrey Tindall.

2. Murder House (season 1)

Cast: Connie Britton, Dylan McDermott, Evan Peters, Taissa Farmiga, Denis O’Hare, Kate Mara, Zachary Quinto, Jessica Lange, Eric Stonestreet, Frances Conroy, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe

The first season of American Horror Story follows the Harmon family, who relocate from Boston to LA and move into a restored mansion which is – surprise! – haunted by malevolent spirits. It was spooky, sexy and terrifying, and unlike anything on television at the time. Lange experienced a resurgence in her popularity and earned heaps of critical acclaim for her role as Constance Langdon, and was ultimately awarded a Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild Award and an Emmy. Britton and McDermott also delivered fine performances as the two leads, Ben and Vivien Harmon, and we can’t wait to see what Ryan Murphy has in store for them in Apocalypse…

1. Asylum (season 2)

Cast: Sarah Paulson, Jessica Lange, Lily Rabe, Zachary Quinto, Joseph Fiennes, Evan Peters, Lizzie Brocheré, James Cromwell, Chloe Sevigny, Ian McShane, Naomi Grossman, Frances Conroy

This isn’t an unpopular opinion is it? American Horror Story’s sophomore season is often regarded as its best among fans and critics. Its crowning achievement. Its magnum opus, etc etc etc. Why? It’s terrifying, unsettling and – this part is important – cohesive. The anthology series is often guilty for dipping in quality as each season progresses, but Asylum is – thankfully! – on top form for all thirteen episodes and concludes perfectly. Oh, and the season provided us with the most iconic scene – and one of the best musical numbers on television – to date: The Name Game.

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