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IMPORTANT JOURNALISM ALERT. 

Fire Island star Cheyenne Parker’s Instagram is the definition of ‘thirst-trap’, with the majority of his selfies either a) bulging out of his briefs or b) naked – and we’re totally fine with that tbh.

His latest photo however, has combined thirst with hunger (does that sound too animalistic?), with the hunk completely nude, covering his manhood with a box of pizza.

So, urm, yes – this is important journalism. See below!

????Want a slice!? Pizza Pizza!! #cheatday #pizza #nomnomnom #grabaslice #getitwhileitshot

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If you haven’t quite had your fill of Cheyenne, then take a look here for 15 of his hottest photos.

That was in April however, so here’s some recent ones. You’re welcome! Etc.

Escapism at its finest ????????Nap time. #rest #recover #regroup #relax #dream #discover

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TBT – Wet T-Shirt contest – Spring Break 1987! ???? @travislanephoto #sweat #wet #gotmegoinlikeaturbovet

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THROW BACK… #tbt #longhair #clearlydontcare #baby

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On a cleanse. #malibu @followfelipe

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Be stronger than your strongest excuse! #dedication #determination

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Beefcake tbt… #tbt #outofcontentatthemoment ????

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You can follow Cheyenne on Instagram here.