Branded’s latest bulge picture has got us feeling thirsty (NSFW)


Well, hello…

Internet mystery ‘Branded’, who describes himself as a “professional nothing,” just posted an Instagram picture showcasing his white undies.

The Instagrammer’s impressive bulge left little to the imagination – not that we’re complaining, and neither are his followers.

Has anybody got a bottle of water?

His feed usually consists of bare butts, bruises, and looks that need to be snatched up and put on the runway.

11 degrees and dropping

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averting disaster with a little view

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Seriously, this guy has style.

If you want to see more hot photos from Branded, you can follow him on Instagram.

Words Liam Gilliver



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