This would’ve made Sunday school so much more interesting…
Former Mayor of Hell, Elijah Daniel, has rewritten The Bible to make it a bit more gayer, portraying Rihanna as God and telling the story of Adam and Steve.
The US blogger released The Holy Bible… But Gayer over the weekend and it quickly became the number one new release in Christina ebooks on Amazon.
However, the online retailer removed the new version of the religious text, before reinstating it hours later.
This new version of The Bible also features pop icons like Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepson, as well as the story of Jesus turning water into mimosas.
Oh, and Donald Trump is portrayed as Satan.
Elijah shared an excerpt fro The Holy Bible… But Gayer online, and it sounds pretty good to us.
“Rihanna saw how corrupt earth has become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways,” it reads.
“So Lord Rihanna said to Carly Rae Jepson, ‘I am going to put an end to all people, sis. For the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth.
“So make yourself an ark of cypress wood, male rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out.'”
Elijah became the Mayor of Hell last month for a day after paying $100 (£74) to do so.
However, when he came into power of the town that is home to just 73 people, he banned heterosexual people from living there.