January is the time to reflect and think afresh upon our lives. We call upon our deity β la goddess most diva-licious, Miss Jodie Marsh β to guide us in this process of spiritual renewal. Hallelujah!
Thou shalt be a vegetarian (excluding human meat). Thou shalt have at least one tatt (or preferably a whole sleeve). Thou shalt never bow to peer pressure; be yourself at all times. Thou shalt not do drugs (gurning is sooo not attractive). Thou shalt never get married (or if you absolutely must, make sure itβs with a millionaire) Thou shalt never go near under-endowed men. Thou shalt always have a dog. They have higher IQs than most men and provide better companionship. Thou shalt ride a motorbike and recognise that Harley-Davidson is the ONLY real motorbike. Thou shalt always listen to real music β that means people who write their own songs, not glamorised karaoke. Thou shalt never be ashamed to admit you love sex. www.myspace.com/youwishiwasyourbird
