Celebrity Lawmakers

Amy Lame

Amy Lame - comedian and broadcaster

01 Sophia Loren is a goddess

02 So is Morrissey

03 Don't swear on live radio programmes

04 Remember Saturday night at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern and keep the Duckie faith

05 Remember it's not your mum & dad's fault you turned out gay

06 Thou shalt not do Civil Partnerships just for the gift list at Selfridges'

07 Thou shalt go back to aqua aerobics class

08 Thou shalt stop spying on the neighbours with your newly acquired binoculars

09 Thou shalt stop Googling thyself

10 Though Shalt remember to feed the goldfish