Celebrity Lawmakers

Jodie Marsh

January is the time to reflect and think afresh upon our lives. We call upon our deity – la goddess most diva-licious, Miss Jodie Marsh – to guide us in this process of spiritual renewal. Hallelujah!

01 Thou shalt be a vegetarian (excluding human meat).
02 Thou shalt have at least one tatt (or preferably a whole sleeve).
03 Thou shalt never bow to peer pressure; be yourself at all times.
04 Thou shalt not do drugs (gurning is sooo not attractive).
05 Thou shalt never get married (or if you absolutely must, make sure it’s with a millionaire)
06 Thou shalt never go near under-endowed men.
07 Thou shalt always have a dog. They have higher IQs than most men and provide better companionship.
08 Thou shalt ride a motorbike and recognise that Harley-Davidson is the ONLY real motorbike.
09 Thou shalt always listen to real music – that means people who write their own songs, not glamorised karaoke.
10 Thou shalt never be ashamed to admit you love sex.

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