November’s Deity is YBA artist Sam Taylor-Wood, who, with the help of Electro gods on high, Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe, is planning to make an assault on the UK hit parade with the single I’m In Love With A German Film Star. We adore thee.
You shall have no other dogs.
You shall not make for yourself a Pop idol.
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God, coz he will be angry.
Remember the Grazia and keep it holy.
Honour your best friend.
You shall not murder your cat when it pisses on the carpet.
You shall not commit adultery, as it’s very naughty.
You shall not steal YSL or Laboutin shoes.
You shall not wear a false beard with your neighbour.
You shall not covet your neighbour's knicker collection.
I’m In Love With A German Film Star is out on Kompakt from Oct 20th