April’s Deity is Swedish Pop goddess Robyn. We bow before her bleach-blonde locks
Thou shalt have no other god before Prince.
Never sing a duet with Akon.
Thou shalt not have a mansion called Neverland once the mp3 thing is happening.
Go forth and be funky.
If thou makest Pop music, thou shall be Swedish.
Thou shalt not expect to find hot lovers in Cardiff.
Remember Little Richard was gay.
Never bother the DJ.
Never name thy band Sneaky Soundsystem or DJ Producer.
Love thy gay audience.
Robyn’s single Who’s That Girl is out on April 21st. www.robyn.com