Amy Lame - comedian and broadcaster
Sophia Loren is a goddess So is Morrissey Don't swear on live radio programmes Remember Saturday night at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern and keep the Duckie faith Remember it's not your mum & dad's fault you turned out gay Thou shalt not do Civil Partnerships just for the gift list at Selfridges' Thou shalt go back to aqua aerobics class Thou shalt stop spying on the neighbours with your newly acquired binoculars Thou shalt stop Googling thyself Though Shalt remember to feed the goldfish