Robert Cook

I wish I were a princess (but not in a Disney way)

A princess, alcohol, more innuendos than you can shake a stick at and various stars of musical theatre.

No, we’re sadly not referring to what we got up to last night.

Speckulation have put together a bloody excellent video to accompany the song Portrait of a Princess by Michael Bruce.


We first saw the lovely Julie Atherton perform this song back in November during Daniel Boys’ cabaret and we fell in love with it and her.

We also noted that the video features a selection of gents from our latest Naked issue. Yes, that is Jon Lee jogging through the park in a pair of tiny shiny shorts. And the wee gyrating elf is none other than Steven Webb who stripped off with our cover star Chris Fountain.

Don’t worry, guys, we’re already trying to sort the rest of the gents for the next issue – hear that Mr Tovey/Mr Parsons/Mr Spicer? Drop us a line, gentlemen.

Right, we’re off to re-enact it on the streets of Kentish Town. If you see us come give us a hand, and not in a Disney way.

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