Dennis Maloney / Style & Grooming Editor

Jockey Pants Horroscopes - The Pantoscope, if you will.

It’s all in the stars…

One of life’s great mysteries has now been solved. If you’re in a quandary as to just what underwear works for you, look to the stars. Jockey underwear has worked with astrologists to develop a ‘pantoscope’ – yep, a wheel that helps match your starsign with the perfect pair of Jockey pants. What exactly happens if you’re on a cusp is not entirely clear, but at least you can justify your choice of pants to any interested party.

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