“No-one is safe in the twittersphere anymore.”
We’ve all done it.
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Send a drunk text that is, not make a pop song about dancing with your bitches, taking photos up someone’s skirt and having last nights lingerie in your purse.
Well, maybe some of you have. And we’re not sure that it shouldn’t be ‘drunken text’ but hey, who cares – behold, PARIS HILTON RETURNS.
And by return we mean to music. We’ve been patiently waiting for her second album, which apparently won’t feature this Manufactured Superstars collaboration, for, like, EVAH. I mean, Stars Are Blind, right? I know. SHUT UP!
Seriously though, we fucking LOVE Paris Hilton and we genuinely can’t wait for the rest of the new material to surface.
“It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscenities.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”