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“Not on Christmas, Dawn!”

Nice girls don’t wear cha-cha heels.

So we expect to see a LOT of people wearing cha-cha heels at the Southbank Centre in London on 5 December. And not just the girls.

Yes, our lord and master, the ultimate saviour – John Waters returns to Britain with his Christmas tour.

If you’ve ever had the good fortune to partake in John Waters’ observations in the flesh we implore you to book a seat now. Especially given that he’s “Christmas crazy” this year and going to be sharing his love of real life holiday horror stories.

Years ago he told us that he was planning a Christmas movie called Fruitcake, but sadly it’s yet to see the light of day. Hopefully this evening with the legendary filmmaker will touch on that, along, of course, with an obligatory mention of Dawn Davenport’s Christmas in one of the greatest movies you’ll EVER see:

It’s a tradition at GT that someone always ends up underneath an overturned Christmas tree.

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