Four things for Friday afternoon
Lycra onesies, tube maps, pet seats and dance performance.
More from GTea Break
There is something undeniably gimp-y and sex offender-ish about these outfits, but that's probably why we want one. Don't tell us your eye doesn't wander away from the face.... You can pick up Morphsuits at Monsterstuff.co.uk.
A map of 'The Moral Underground', i.e. a tube map re-imagined with the Daily Mail's outrage. You'll find us at Tooting Bec (although worryingly, the reality is we're based in Kentish Town - shhhhh).
Official Size Five. A performance piece about Justin Fashanu featuring dance, aerial work and film.
Laps for cats and dogs (without humans in them). Expect this to be on page 3 of the Metro next week, as they seem to share our obsession with small animals and their humiliation.