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The world’s best attended adult lifestyle show is back, back, back! at London Olympia this year.
But this time with a major difference… There's a big gay presence (not a scary one, don't be alarmed) in the form of Expectations, Mister B, Prowler and much more.
Erotica Show, famed for pushing the boundaries of decadence and daring, will be held on 18 – 20 November from 11am to 9pm.
In addition to a wide selection of raunchy exhibitors displaying their wares (STEADY!), the event will feature edgy entertainment including male strip shows, erotic massage workshops, sensual art and fetish furniture.
Whether checking out the great stuff on the exhibition stands, lusting after the hot stuff happening on the Gay Stage, or rubbing shoulders (any only shoulders please...) with some of the best looking guys around, Erotica 2011 is bound to be an event not to be missed.
Tickets are on-sale now in-store at Expectations and all Prowler Stores, have a look here.