Don't do your Tina, don't have any fun
As the weekend approaches and the office empties...
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...our mind begins to ponder the oncoming joys of Eurovision. Our thoughts lie with Jedward, that they may be victorious, just as their GT cover leaves the newstand. Our deepest regards go out to Dana International, who has rung out her last rendition of Ding Dong. We confess that Hera Bjork has been on repeat, and we are purged and ready to begin on new obsessions.
But one televisual treat has disturbed us beyond measure, and will haunt us the following days, if not the rest of our lives. We are talking about Psychoville. We're not talking about the Silent Singer (not now). We're talking about THIS: