Scandinavia's darkest new creation.
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Those crazy Swedes are at it again. Maybe it's all those cold meats they eat, or perhaps it's because they live in darkness for a few months a year. Either way, the video for Scandinavian starlet Marie Serneholt's cover of Barbie Girl is...concerning. In fact, some people would pay a lot of money and risk breaking a lot of laws and the possibility of ingesting horse tranquilizer to induce the neural effects that Marie Serneholt manages to trigger in the space of one minute and twenty-four seconds. Compared to the prospect of watching this, say, a hundred times, waterboarding, bamboo torture and amputation would seem like encouraging prospects. It'd be a great torture method. There's even a karaoke-style lyric scroll. In pink. So you can sing along between your screams, if you like.