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THE NEW BRITNEY VIDEO FOR HOLD IT AGAINST ME

Okay, it's not but it really should be




This still has us howling after the fifth time. Numerous reasons why we love it so much, but mainly because it was probably constructed by an obsessive Britney nutjob, who has inadvertently created a scathing critique of her excessive hypersexualised dancing and bonkers video treatments.

Obviously we want to see all of these things in the next Britney video:

Tigers, flying, wine that changes Britney's dress colour, oildrums exploding with fire, an elasticated wire mesh scene, a Bonnie Tyler eyes-go-white moment, hairy abs, several thousand costume changes and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DANCEMOVES. And we want a HIAM necklace.

(for ourselves).



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