Chris Crocker's "raunchy" new video
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The boy who found fame by crying under a blanket on youtube (all together now: "leave! Britney! alone!") has gone and done a pop song and a sexy* video to go with it. The controversy.
We're not quite sure what's going on with the outfits, but it reminds us of a racy apron you might pick up in a joke shop in Blackpool.
It's as subtle as a dickslap, but every now and then there are times when only a dickslap will do. (For the record, 10.33 on a wet Thursday morning is not one of them)
* sexy TBC. Though he'd make a super hot Avril Lavigne.