Mariah Carey's Auld Lang Syne.

and in six months time, we expect a cover of June Is Busting Out All Over.

Now, we hate the way media is constantly scrutinising women's body shapes, so we'll let the funky music do the talking.

Someone in the... wait, no one in the office has that jumper.*

* we realise this 'running gag' is funny to approximately 2 people in the office and will retire it in 2011. Promise.

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