Bourgeois & Maurice

They can't dance, but they’re too cool to care.

And their new Christmas show is one big hot mess of gloriously inappropriate songs, punctuated with laugh-out-loud video footage from their many failed attempts attending different types of dance class. Oh, and there's fake snow and glow sticks too. The whole performance is, as ever, utterly bizarre. And completely unmissable.

Following on from the success of Social Work and Shedding Skin, Can't Dance is the third full show for Bourgeois & Maurice, so if you don't know who they are yet then don't you think it's about time you found out? The more hardcore fans among you will recognise tracks from past performances, but rest assured there's plenty of new material to be found here too.

Is Santa really a terrorist? What's the most erotic thing about the Inland Revenue Service? And most importantly, why might they be taking out a hit on Alesha Dixon? (Not that you'll hear any complaints from us.)

It's all very contraversial stuff, and we wouldn't want it any other way. Without a doubt, the coolest kids in cabaret.

Give yourself an early Christmas present and buy your tickets now.

5/5 Until 23 December at the Lilian Baylis Studio, Sadler’s Wells

Words: Stu Hurford

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