Dieux de Stade Calendar preview: deliciously toned rugby boys roll around in sand, among other things
More muscles than you'll know what do do with
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The time has come. As if you needed any encouragement, the promo for this year's Dieux de Stade calendar is out. And we're rather keen on it. So keen we might just pre-order it on Prowler. *cough, splutter*.
Cue baby-oiled, sand-covered, sweat-lathered rugby players rolling around in a series of outrageously suggestive positions. Look out for slow-mo sand dunes jogging and blistering pouting. Bliss. We just wonder what the poor horse made of it all.