I need a time machine… stat!

The Gee Spot 01.10.2010

I can’t believe it’s been a month since I was in Berlin. After being around my mates and 5,000 hot guys dressed in full leather, it’s a major comedown coming back to “real” life. That on top of the crappy weather and 85 days left to Christmas, the daily drudge seems to get harder. Why can’t I be back at Folsom Europe again this weekend?

But there is light on the horizon; Hot Magazine has released information that they are to hold a full weekend of fetish, filth and debauchery from 3-5 December. The event, held in Manchester is called Hot FUKS (Fetish, Uniform, Kink, Skins) and promises to bring welcome relief from the biting cold and the manic run-up to Christmas. I’ll keep you posted as more details are revealed.

In the meantime, no one wants to go out in this weather, so I have some suggestions to warm you up. Run yourself a hot bath and substitute your rubber duckie for something a bit more fun… The Colt waterproof bullet means you have the pleasure of something vibrating inside you while you bathe. Talk about clean sex! If you’ve not got a bath, don’t worry ID have warming lube to keep you toasty as you ravage your hole.

This month sees the release of some great winter warmers (in the friction department anyway!) UKNakedMen show us the world of the randy upper classes in Up the Aristocracy, Hot House introduces us to Major Asshole and Chi Chi LaRue says Fuck U (with the gorgeous Brent Everett).

I’m going to see Back to the Future tonight at the cinema. It’s been re-released for it’s 25th anniversary. I can’t wait to see it in glorious high definition and relive my youth. My goodness, I’m getting old!

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