Save the arts! David Shrigley spells it out for you.
Because Tracy Emin wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
More from Bob Henderson
Well, she might:
"It's bloody brilliant, that's what it is son". So, go on then, sign the petition here, or on http://savethearts-uk.blogspot.com if that's, err, not working....
And if you liked that lovely little animation, check out our chat with Mr Shirgley on pinkpaper.com. He's proper funny, more Ivor Cutler than Mark E Smith.