Pride without Prejudice

The Gee Spot 06.08.2010

It’s Brighton Pride tomorrow. Let’s just hope it isn’t the swamp of sadness that it was last year. (Neverending Story reference – if you’ve not seen the film, it’s a must.) As always, Prowler store in Brighton is fully stocked with all of your Pride essentials.

Real Brighton has all the information you could ever need to know about the city and what’s going on this weekend. Here you can find the Prowler store to pick up your goodies and head off for a day – and night - of out-and-proud pleasure. Unfortunately I won’t be there this year as I’m going with Faye to see her girlfriend, Suzi Ruffel perform at the Camden Fringe. Not only is she the funniest comic currently on the comedy circuit, she’s also a great person and a good friend. So, if you’re not going to Brighton or are heading back to London early, get your arses to Camden for ‘1 Mighty Craic’

The last Pride I went to was in London and whilst I was out having fun, some charming person was hacking into my iTunes account stealing hundreds of pounds from me. After a month, I’m still having problems sorting my account out, so it’s no wonder I’m selling my iPhone in favour of the Samsung Galaxy S. It’s not only a great phone, it’s also totally accessible. I can now upload porn to my phone and watch it on my way into the office. It raises more than eyebrows I can tell you!

The September issue of GT landed on my desk yesterday and I’m convinced I should have been cover model. We’ve all been in popgroups Jon! Although, maybe that chunk of metal through my nose would scare people off. (I’m on page 44.) The sex issue is on sale next week. And whilst you’re shopping for GT, you might like to know that the new Falcon DVD has just been release. Snap Shot is everything you could ever want from a porn film. For a start, the men are impeccable; the muscular and stunning Erik Rhodes directs and stars in this film alongside extremely good-looking, young men with an appetite for great sex and with amazing performance skills. But if you want the big cocks without the American stud attached, Rudeboiz 16 is also out this week entitled Hung Fit Lads. And seriously, these fuck sticks are huge!

So, if you’re going to Brighton this weekend, I wish you a happy pride. But if you’re at the other end of the country don’t feel too upset that you can’t get to it - Manchester Pride is now only weeks away and is always amazing. In fact, I’m tempted to go myself. Adam Ricket is back and will perform on the main stage. (We can breathe again.) Adam and I were put together in a pop group back in the late 90s – before he went solo of course. They’ll also be the usual hot, northern chavs looking for sex, gallons of beer by the canal and superstar Kelis performing live on stage on the Sunday. Full listings are here.

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