Ten small steps to shaving your man...
Well, his face. Sensual, slow, smooth, GT style
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"Nothing is more erotic and intimate than shaving your man!" claims master barber Diane Wood. She sent us ten tips to shaving your man, so we've done a quick re-write for the gays.
You've shaved face before, you've seen him naked. You should have this in droves.
(Diane recommends you use the sleek King of Shaves Azor M Alloy System Razor as it's unique wishbone-shaped head design provides great visibility when shaving.)
You want things to be sexy, so rehearse the routine. Probably best to leave the Sweeney Todd soundtrack at home.
Make like Deliah and have everything laid out before you, before hand. (Expert sez: You’ll need an Azor M, a mug of warm water, a couple of towels (one warm and wet, the other dry) and either a King of Shaves Shaving Gel or Oil.)
4: GET DOWN TO IT
Translation: get naked/topless.
5: THINGS ARE HEATING UP
You know how you're told it's best to shave after a shower or bath? Well you need to prepare his face, with a warm wet towel . ("This will soften his beard, open his pores and relax his facial muscles which allows for a close and irritation-free shave. Press the towel gently onto his face, then guide your hands around the back of his neck and up into his scalp massaging gently with your finger tips before moving slowly back to the towel." - Ms Lovett). You can also grind into him sexually at this point, should the mood take you.
6: GETTING CLOSER
While all that wetness does it's wonder, give him a good grope all over. There are no complaints about putting your hands in his underpants is the general gist here.
Well all know how important this is, especially for body parts that don't self-lubricate. Yuh-huh.
Once he's all a froth, straddle him and do your best dominatrix impression. Rub in your shaving oil and pretend you're in Showgirls. You're not a whore, you're an actress.
8: SHAVE SEXY
This bit is very technical and not very funny so we'll leave it to the expert:
"Once your partner is ready to be shaved you should start with his cheeks and slowly work your way down his neck, leaving the chin area until last so it’s properly softened. Be sure to use a sharp, clean blade and pull his skin taught with your free hand while shaving each area. Shave using short strokes and rinse the blade often in the mug of warm water. Do not press too hard, especially around sensitive areas such as his neck. Always shave with the direction of hair growth to guarantee the smoothest possible results. To shave the area under his nose, gently push the nose upwards with one finger, shaving sideways across the top lip. With your free hand, feel around the face for any missed hairs and repeat if necessary."
You can grind up against him if you've still got a hard on.
9: SMOOTH AND SENSUAL
Now pat his face down with a soft towel, having rinsed with cool clean water. Slap on some moisturiser and prepare for an all over body rub.
10: FINISHING OFF
Make it a happy one.
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