Celebrity Big Brother - Urgent
If you do one thing this year, please, follow our appeal
Oh dammit, every time we say we're not watching it, what drivel it is, blah blah blah, and did we stay up late last night doing our homework for the impending deadline? Did we diddlesticks.
We watched Celebrity Big Brother. We can't wait to hear what Lady Sov has to say for herself, if Davina doesn't say it for her. We don't know who half of them are, it's part of the point. Basshunter scrubbed up well, as we're stuffing his signed underpants into a jiffy bag, which someone won on our ebay competition/auction.
Anyway, two things, firstly our very important appeal with its own web address and everything:
secondly, a very important poll
Oh, did someone mention a deadline?
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