8 Reasons Why We Were Loving Alan Carr Last Night
it was like watching telly with him in your front room
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AlanCarr is fast becoming our favourite twitterer. Last night he was on fire and suffering from a massive bout of twitterhea (the uncontrollable urge to update twitter every 2 seconds). Here are some quick highlights to give you an idea….
The Exorcist is on Bravo, im shaking so much ive spilt me cuppasoup
The cuppasoup was minestrone flavour, they're a bloody deathtrap, it would be safer to snort it
When its in powderform of course, dont try and snort hot water kids
I cant even buy train tickets on the internet let alone download illegally - where do i start?
If i do download illegally, how do i know there isn't a policeman twittering?
Ooh you naughty downloaders, its a slippery slope i'll be downloading animal porn before you know it
Have you seen a sheeps cumface? Its not nice
And, for possibly the first time ever, we actually burst out laughing whilst on twitter:
My profile photo does not look like the man in the stroke adverts. BASTARDS!!!
Anyways, you can follow the mighty Mr Carr here and us here.