Perez Hilton has written the lyrics and sung a song
unfortunately, he was near a microphone at the time
Okay, I'm never going to be as mean as Perez himself at ripping this musical atrocity apart, but, before you clink on the link to have a little listen, comtemplate the following facts:
More from Bob Henderson
It's about Gonorrhea
It's for the soundtrack to Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild
"if you love someone, take it slow, dont let them rape your pussy ho"
"Rub some lotion on my back, massage it down into my crack"
Lyrics aside, it could be from High School Musical.
Sex advice comes from His Mom, Jesus and Oprah
Still want to hear it?
Go on then.