Pray for our sins

GT analyses Kylie picture...

This icon is clearly the handy work of a Kylietron fundamentalist (a follower of The Church That Believes Kylie Is The One True God). We suspect one of its monks has been busying away creating this important religious art work to satisfy demand following the announcement of her KylieX2008 tour. GT is particularly interested in the heavy use of ornamental snakes – clearly a symbolic reference to the phallus – and also the heavenly depiction of the arch angels Steroidious, Pecktorio, Hor Nee, Homo Erectus and Trouz R Snake.

Now go and say ten Hail Muscle Marys.

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