The Gay Scandal That Could Bring Down Brown
Looks like it's all over for Gordon Brown and the New Labour government - they've had their share of gay scandals in the past but this is the big one. It's Gaygate time!
Robert Mugabe's favourite preacher, Reverend Obadiah Msindo, has just exposed a sordid secret menage-a-trois involving Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and the Zimbabwe opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai.
Msindo said yesterday; “Tsvangirai is a sexual partner to Blair and Brown. They occasionally summon him to London to make love to him,”
“Tsvangirai is Blair and Brown’s girlfriend. How often does he frequent Great Britain to be spoilt by Blair and Brown?Tsvangirai flies to London every now and then to offer himself to Brown and Blair and other homosexuals within the British Labour government."
Some may claim this is merely the mad ranting of a man who's clearly nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.
Unfortunately, Msindo has some truly shocking evidence on his side; "That’s why you see [Tsanvigrai] growing so fat.”
Fat = gay? Must be all those cocks we eat...