Britney Wins, Bitch!
Some good news for "troubled star" Britney Spears. It seems the worse her life gets, the more "the gays" love her. I know, I do.
Proof that she's the Judy Garland (ask your gay dad) de nos jours (ask your French mum) comes in the annual Top 400 G-A-Y Floorfillers Chart voted for by the club's Pop-loving punters, where Britney's elbowed Kylie out the way and snorted her way into both first and second place.
Piece Of Me, her stunning slice of self-referential, self-reverential and self-mocking mentalist wonky Electro Pop is in with "a bullet" at number one.
Here's the Top 10.
1. Britney - Piece Of Me
2. Britney - Gimme More
3. Kylie - Wow
4. Janet Jackson - Feedback
5. Madonna - Hung Up
6. Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
7. Kylie - Better The Devil You Know
8. Kelly Rowland - Work
9. Mark Ronson Featuring Amy Winehouse - Valerie
10. Girls Aloud - Sexy No No No
Email firstname.lastname@example.org if you want the full 400.
Fascinating factoid! The highest placed record sung by a fella is Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Round at number 23.