Last Night's TV: Antiques' Roadshow (UK Gold)
If it's comedy gold you're hunting after, no TV programme beats Middle England's auld favourite, Antiques' Roadshow.
Tragically, the current series has just finished on BBC1, but - thankfully - you can still watch endless repeats of a Sunday on UK Gold.
It's half an hour in a land called Victoria Wood.
Michael Aspel; "And did you actually meet the Queen Mother?"
"No. She ran over my mam's dog."
But best of all...
Unnervingly hyper posh lady covered in buttons: "If I didn't collect buttons, I'd probably do something else - like drinking."
Thank you, UK Gold!