Twits of the Week!

A Las Vegas couple thought they'd unearthed a rare photo of a naked and hitchhiking Marilyn Monroe.
Lawrence Nicastro, 73, found the photo at his home, and presumed it had been gathering fairy dust since the 60s.
Dollar signs flashed in front of his eyes. A photograph like that would be worth a helluva lot of Werther's Originals.
After getting its authenticity confirmed by Marilyn "expert", Chris Harris, Nicastro called a news conference.
It was only when he allowed a few journalists a sneaky peek preview, that one revealed the awful - though blindingly obvious - truth.
It was a photo of Madonna taken from her million-selling Sex book.

PS The photo above is of GT columnist Bruce LaBruce - bet you thought it was Marilyn Monroe, eh?

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