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Please say this isn't true!

It would be foolish to deny that I don’t have an interest in cock, after all, liking it is surely the Oxford English Dictionary definition for “being gay” (and I whole heartedly subscribe to that religion). But even I, cock muncher galore, was horrified to hear about Mick Jagger’s alleged penis enlarging incident.

Get this: filmmaker Julian Temple has claimed on BBC Radio that back in 1981, whilst filming scenes for the movie “Fitzcarraldo”, Mick Jagger once went through an Amazonian ritual designed to enlarge his manhood. Temple says (and btw, anyone with a weak constitution please look away now): "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think".

You don’t say!

Then again, who am I cast dispersions? Only last week Jagger’s former lover Janice Dickinson claimed in an interview with Jonathon Ross that Jagger has "a very small penis." Ouch! Now I bet that really did hurt.